Goose Hydra Miniature – Honk-Fuelled Feywild Chaos by Yasashii Kyojin Studio
The Feathered Menace You Didn’t See Coming
From the shimmering waters of the Feywild’s most cursed lake—or possibly just a suspiciously quiet farmstead—rises a horror so absurd it defies explanation. The Goose Hydra isn’t just a creature; it’s a statement. A chaotic, wing-flapping, honk-blasting middle finger to everything your adventurers thought they were prepared for.
Crafted with disturbingly realistic detail by the team at Yasashii Kyojin Studio, this resin miniature combines the elegance of sculpted feathers with the raw existential dread of six shrieking goose heads. Every neck twist and beady eye promises a gaming session that begins in laughter and ends in squawking panic. Whether used as a random encounter, a magical experiment gone awry, or the final boss of a campaign with zero chill, the Goose Hydra is built to ruin days and roll initiatives.
Honk Like You Mean It – Sculpted with Goose-Fuelled Fury
The Goose Hydra Miniature isn’t just weird for the sake of weird—it’s epically, unreasonably weird in all the best ways. Yasashii Kyojin Studio has brought their signature storytelling sculptwork to this monstrosity, ensuring that every angle of this beast tells a tale of honk-fuelled vengeance.
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Hyper-detailed plumage flowing across a monstrous, winged body—majestic until it lunges.
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Six heads, all in various states of honking rage, make for dynamic painting opportunities and storytelling chaos.
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Powerfully sculpted wings, ideal for dramatic posing on the tabletop or display shelf.
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Twisting, serpentine necks give this creature a multi-directional menace—it doesn’t just strike, it whips.
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Printed in high-resolution resin, offering exceptional detail for dry brushing, washes, or wild colour schemes. Want a glowing neon goose hydra? Do it. You’re the DM now.
This is more than a joke piece—it’s a beautifully sculpted, fully functional encounter monster ready to soar (and scream) across your campaigns.
Gameplay Ideas – Six Heads, Endless Chaos
Let’s be real: your players won’t forget this thing. And that’s the point. The Goose Hydra fits in anywhere a traditional monster would go—but with 20% more necks and 100% more honk. Need some inspiration?
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Feywild Guardian: A nature spirit twisted into madness, now guarding the last mystical lotus pond in the realm.
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Arcane Experiment Gone Wrong: The result of a wizard trying to fuse a hydra and a flock of geese. They succeeded. They regret it.
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Seasonal Encounter: Drop this beast during April Fools’, midwinter chaos festivals, or any time you need your party to question your sanity.
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Druid Wild Shape Mishap: “You rolled a 1? Oh dear. You’re now… this.”
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Bizarre Mount: The Goose Hydra as the absurd steed of a goblin warlord or mad fey noble.
Compatible with:
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Any homebrew TTRPG system that supports both laughter and terror
From the Crafty Llama Tables
In one unforgettable campaign, our DM dropped the Goose Hydra into an otherwise grim and serious wilderness trek. What started as a quiet lakeside rest turned into a cacophony of flapping wings and six simultaneous honks that shattered the tension—and the bard’s psyche.
The party’s paladin tried to smite it. The goose bit his sword in half.
The rogue leapt into a tree. Three heads chased him up.
The druid tried to reason with it using Speak With Animals. All six heads started chanting “HONK” in unison.
After the chaos, the party never set up camp near a body of water again. We painted the miniature bright white, with blood-red beaks and glowing yellow eyes. It now lives in a place of honour… and occasional dread.
Why Shop With The Crafty Llama?
Officially Licensed Yasashii Kyojin Studio Miniature
Straight from the talented (and slightly unhinged) minds of Yasashii Kyojin Studio, this sculpt is both absurd and awe-inspiring.
Created by Storytellers, For Storytellers
We’ve played the goose. We’ve fought the goose. We are the goose. Every product in our collection is battle-tested in real campaigns by the weirdest DMs we know—ourselves.
Printed in High-Resolution Resin
Durable, detailed, and delightful to paint—whether you’re doing grimdark realism or candy-coloured nightmare fuel.
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Perfect for Popular TTRPGs
Whether you’re stalking players in Dungeons & Dragons, corrupting nature in Pathfinder, or creating your own chaos in a homebrew system, the Goose Hydra Miniature brings unforgettable, feathery panic to any campaign.
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